scratch the previous post. this is me punching the fuck out of Yahoo. assmotherfuckingtoolbagpiecesofshit
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Can we just all appreciate Hannibal Lecter’s style right now? In a time where the Mad Men-esque lean, skinny-tie silhouette has set the standard, here comes Hannibal Lecter with his fat, wide-spread cutaway collar, his double Windsor that’s so thick it looks like a fucking cravat and his matching waistcoats. You guys, what he’s doing here is pretty radical for fashion, which is why I think he pings a lot of people as strange-looking, and why his suits are often read as ‘ugly’. It’s not that he’s doing it wrong, it’s that he’s doing it so very different from what our eyes are used to right now.
Dear Tim Cook,
Hi, how are you doing? Good, good. In response to your recent “threat” not to repatriate $100 billion unless the U.S. government slashes it’s corporate tax rate, I’d like to quote (or rather, paraphrase) one of the great philosophers of our day: I want you to take that $100 billion, bundle it up nice and neat, turn some sumbitch sideways and stick it in your rooty poo candy ass.
Fuck Yeah, Nerdery. <3
♥ BB GUN : MAGIC EYE GIRLFRIEND ♥
…i didn’t cry drawing it…
I cried and cried and cried reading this.
I love my beautiful girlfriend, too. I wish I could make the world a kinder, safer place for her.